So, When are you Getting Married ?

This is the one question every single Human being on earth asks me these days. Now I am NOT referring to inquisitive Mangy Aunties who are always looking for latest scoop, as usual not minding their own business. Not my parents who are hitting roof and diving the ocean every time they hear the word MARRIAGE or anything remotely close to this word. BUT I am talking about random acquaintances, colleagues who really should mind their own business, friends of friends who have no idea about me , Brothers friends, and my kid cousin who can barely spell the (annoying) word.

Yet another favourite statement, your pretty, … you can get anyone.. Yea Right 1^st I am not pretty 2^nd even if I had the looks I want someone to like me for who I am, not who I look like LOL did anyone tell you I am Loola, moody, anti social, lil weird at times, Sudden bursts of laughter for no specific reason, sudden burst of tears too. compulsive wailer and many more . On the plus side I’m educated, smart , hilarious ( Degree is PJs), cool, Have a job, and blessed with common sense

Aren’t your parents looking out for you ? YEA my parents have given up hope long ago , after searching the earth, oceans and sea’s and the moon, they are now looking for prospective grooms from outer space, Do you know of anyone from there?? The daughter in question has high demands which will be addressed in another post ( Or couple of posts). But to meet these demands they are checking other universes, and are in constant touch with NASA. Last heard the daughter just rejected a proposal from MARS. Talk about wanting the Moon !!!

Now let me address this situation once an for all. I am not married YET because I haven’t found the one, and I am not gonna compromise on what I want ( Call me choosy , arrogant, hi-hopes …whatever). I am a dreamer, I still believe in fairy tales, in happily ever after’s , in soul-mates , In Love , and Im sure its just taking- the Maker a little longer to meet the long list that’s all. After all perfection does take time :P. BUT actually , Its really none of your business !!!! Go figure which figure of speech, that was said inJ

Below is a conversation between me and a friend of mine
XYZ: When are you getting married?
ME : Thinks ( let me shut him up forever) Smiles :Me NOT getting married yaar J
XYS : WHT !!!!!!
ME: what part of the statement did you NOT understand?
XYZ: “NOT”
ME: gushes he’s scandalized . Ok lets not scandalize you . will do so when I find “the ONE” :p

The purpose of writing this post is to answer this question once and forall, and mind you if anyone new wants to know WHY I am not yet married, you will be directed to this post. So don’t blame me you asked for It .. TADAAAAAAAAA