Anybody who has lived in Bangalore for a few days, surely have come across these obnoxious fools called auto drivers in the city. Having found home in this city, I can’t but feel helpless about, being cheated right under my nose, harressed, occasionally horrified , and even verbally abused by these scheming and calculative vultures.
You wouldn’t be horrified by my above language, if you have been privy of the behavior of these so called horrid beings. I think we the Banglorean’s should stop this Swalpa Adjust Maadi attitude and start, STOP taking Autos. HIGH TIME!!!!!. Im sure even with the ever increasing insane Fuel rates, Buy a vehicle you’ll manage to save more than, to hitch a ride with these hoodwinkers.
Let me throw you a random question? How many a time have you stopped an auto mention the place you wanted to go, only to have him move on without any rhyme or reason? Hello .. not that we plan to hitch free rides in autos, But they refuse still . Next time you want to use an Auto rickshaw, Start by asking where is he headed to, only then request him to drop you at the point most convenient.
Note to Auto Wallah: Its rude to just drive off before I even complete my sentence, some of the places in Bangalore have rather long names. Lakshminar……. Oi swalpa wait maadi saar !!
Oh and if you have too much money to splurge, please to be lending some money to me , I loves that Pair of Jimmy choos i saw last week .. Droollll…. Jokes apart, minumum 20 for an autofare is first of all ridiculous to pay, on top of that these people have some auspicious numbers like 10 Rs more, flat 30, 80 , 120, double meter etc. A ride from Garuda Mall to 100 feet road indiranagar -77 Bucks.. Bollocks or what ?
Question to AutoWallah: So, do you ever ride on meter ?
And Whyyy!! Oh Why Do you refuse to give back change? Wonly 1Rs Madam.. Aap ko kya farak padtha.. Saar ji, I don’t drive an auto to make the kind of money you make. Also my company is kanjoos (like me) and they do not even add Re 1 /-(extra) to my salary. I bloody work day n night, ( Ok I do update blog in between, but that’s hard work too ). So why should I give you the luxury of extra money?
Note to Auto Guy: Next time u want Re 1 extra I will make you do Sit-ups (10 Situps for each Re you demand well earned) suggestions welcome
Have you been to a Disco on Rickshaw? Some Of these fellows play the latest of the superrrrrrr hit item songs Back –to-Back on Hi volume? My friend recently was scandalized because the Auto Dude kept playing cheezy hit numbers , while giving her the looks in the rear view mirror. Needless to say my horrified friend immediately stopped the auto n walked to my place .
Auto Dude: Bollywood is to be blamed for your yuckyness, But please check your self 1st in that rear view mirror, before checking out others.
*claps* I think you successfully put into words what everyone who has ever taken a rick in Bangalore would have experienced..
ReplyDeleteBut there are a few good guys also, maybe one in a hundred or two, like the one who dropped A and me to our bus in the night, charged us a decent amount, and was soo concerned because we had not had dinner. He was a mangy, btw, so he was just too happy to meet someone from his hometown. :D
Mangies Rock !!!! <3 . Imagine u face this once in a blue mood. I face these dumb asses EVERYSINGLEDAY !!! phew
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