Wednesday, May 30, 2012

When it rains, it pours!!!


Having been born and brought up in the beautiful city of Mangalore, the Rainy season is the one which I have many memories of. Mangalore rains are not which many of you know of, to understand one must experience. Nothing better than the sound of pitter patter in the background for hours n hours together which would soon  merge with our other day to day noises. The blasting TV , mom yelling, Sibling fights, the Dogs bark, or the occasional reminder to bring him in. All in the back ground of the musical,  thundering rain.

Usually without warning, one moment we would face the scorching sun, and totally taken by surprise an equally next moment it would begin pouring and how !!.  Since it rains n rains andddddd (for the effect) rains drying washed clothes would become a mighty pain, we have an open terrace where we  usually put the clothes to dry and knowing the mangalore sun they would dry within a few hours. BUT during the rains, the clothes usually find shelter in other rooms of the house, Mom also found a room just for the clothes, soon enough the clothes would begin to walk into other rooms, railings and window panes.  Even A minute of Sunshine would have us running like mad bulls with clothes finding their places for a little sun bath and would have us running at an equally alarming speed when it suddenly begins to rain, of course, out of nowhere. Its hard to explain, but people who have lived there will connect.

Heard of umbrella fashion? Sure enough each year  the style of umbrellas used to change, from extra tiny pocket umbrellas, to the Ajjana Kode(Grandfathers walking stick), From the girly ones, with flowers and frills, to the standard black boring ones. Every June mom took me shopping to buy an umbrella which was in fashion. While she picked up a couple of other boring ones for the house and of course with the torrential rains we needed a reserve.

I have many a memory of walking to school / college with an umbrella in tow, sharing umbrellas with unknown passerbys, Friends who forgot umbrellas, and getting totally drenched. Sometimes the rain would begin playing  games with our umbrellas turning them upside down , Breaking the sticks holding the umbrella together, almost flying the umbrella like a kite, We walked yet, in the cyclonic rain. Getting home completely soaked with water, Mother would, start us a quick HOT bath and steaming hot milk (we never drank tea/ coffe then) and snacks, It sure was a very comforting feeling.

A few of my friends , planned a trip during the rains, and we decided to go to Manipal which is an Hour away from Mangalore. My Dad was generous enough to lend his car and we began the drive. Soon enough it began to pour , my friend who had never driven in such rain was taken aback, we could hardly see the road, Yet busses would race with you, It was almost a guessing game , where would the next pot hole be, we had to use our non performing, intuitive abilities, where was the next turn? Is there a vehicle ahead of us OH GOSH !! what a relief that we had made it in one piece. I doubt any of us would forget about that night.  Oh Sure, IT didn’t stop raining until we reached Manipal.

Now when people complain about the heavy rains in Bangalore, I smirk, they really DO-NOT know what they are talking about. I am heading right back home this rainly season. A hot cup of coffee at my Terrace with the soothing rain outside is something my heart just years for these days.

TADA!!!

Monday, May 28, 2012

Who said women don’t swear??


A friend of mine introduced me to the great Osho’s  “Strange consequences” explaining in details the Meaning and Versatility of the word F*** and its use in almost every context, situation, expression, circumstance and it changes meaning with every sentence.  (If you haven’t yet listened to it, read the post 1ST then move about to wherever you have to )

Now when I was growing up we (me n my Bro) were both warned about using bad language at home Forget F’s n B s even a world like Idiot and stupid was taken up very seriously by my parents. We were very careful about what we spoke, But then Manipal happened, hostel life happened and I moved to a whole new city and my language took a 360degree makeover and suddenly it was sooo ok to say things like “ im sooooo screwed” , “He’s a Dumb F ***”  Etc .  There is just no better way to say certain things – especially for the added effect. And, if by any chance my parents were to read my thoughts minute by minute, then God help me, I do not know what will happen to me, No, correction I do not know what will happen to them. Enough said.

Random conversations in my mind go like:
To a random fool driving on the road- Asshole is he blind or what?
To a scamster auto - That Bleddy dickhead charged me 100 freaking bucks from one end of MGs to the other. WTF is that , Insane, Bullshit- Im justified you’ll agree
Shit, Im soo screwed, My parents are gonna eff my happiness.
and my favourite That Arsehole in distress.. …. Blah blah blah

You get the Drift.

Now Relax, Please don’t be embarrassed of me I can assure you that I am ladylike to the T.  I am pretty much sophisticated that way, you know.  Depending on the scenario I can change my language narration skill, From No profanity, Medium Profanity and High Profanity. Also I can play the role of Total Gandhi Putri, The La –di da types with Flowery, Flowey language, The arty Farty type, with Ooh N AAHS And has anyone told you I can also play the princess (Royalty) role to perfection . I also get enough routine practice on my numerous trips back home where I NEED to watch my motor mouth especially If someone, something ticks me off. Some things just do not change, Do they?

I don’t hope I get an A+ Rating for my post. You men please sit down, no one asked you for your opinion.. I know compared to your thrash mouths,  (by which even colgate plax wont be enough to get rid of the stinky vocab used), I must sound like an angel. :P So the question is so women swear, yes!! Much more than you think we do. We are just really really good at playing innocent.

Don’t Blame me, Blame the great OSHO afterall he  was 1st discussed “THE”WORD in detail

XO XO
ME

PS: dunno what S**t I wrote in the last para I just wanted to meet the 500 word count
PS1: FASSST put down your comments, WARNA .. ul heard from my Motor Mouth.