Who said women don’t swear??

A friend of mine introduced me to the great Osho’s  “Strange consequences” explaining in details the Meaning and Versatility of the word F*** and its use in almost every context, situation, expression, circumstance and it changes meaning with every sentence.  (If you haven’t yet listened to it, read the post 1^ST then move about to wherever you have to )

Now when I was growing up we (me n my Bro) were both warned about using bad language at home Forget F’s n B s even a world like Idiot and stupid was taken up very seriously by my parents. We were very careful about what we spoke, But then Manipal happened, hostel life happened and I moved to a whole new city and my language took a 360degree makeover and suddenly it was sooo ok to say things like “ im sooooo screwed” , “He’s a Dumb F ***”  Etc .  There is just no better way to say certain things – especially for the added effect. And, if by any chance my parents were to read my thoughts minute by minute, then God help me, I do not know what will happen to me, No, correction I do not know what will happen to them. Enough said.

Random conversations in my mind go like:

To a random fool driving on the road- Asshole is he blind or what?
To a scamster auto - That Bleddy dickhead charged me 100 freaking bucks from one end of MGs to the other. WTF is that , Insane, Bullshit- Im justified you’ll agree
Shit, Im soo screwed, My parents are gonna eff my happiness.
and my favourite That Arsehole in distress.. …. Blah blah blah

You get the Drift.

Now Relax, Please don’t be embarrassed of me I can assure you that I am ladylike to the T.  I am pretty much sophisticated that way, you know.  Depending on the scenario I can change my language narration skill, From No profanity, Medium Profanity and High Profanity. Also I can play the role of Total Gandhi Putri, The La –di da types with Flowery, Flowey language, The arty Farty type, with Ooh N AAHS And has anyone told you I can also play the princess (Royalty) role to perfection . I also get enough routine practice on my numerous trips back home where I NEED to watch my motor mouth especially If someone, something ticks me off. Some things just do not change, Do they?

I don’t hope I get an A+ Rating for my post. You men please sit down, no one asked you for your opinion.. I know compared to your thrash mouths,  (by which even colgate plax wont be enough to get rid of the stinky vocab used), I must sound like an angel. :P So the question is so women swear, yes!! Much more than you think we do. We are just really really good at playing innocent.

Don’t Blame me, Blame the great OSHO afterall he  was 1^st discussed “THE”WORD in detail

XO XO

ME

PS: dunno what S**t I wrote in the last para I just wanted to meet the 500 word count
PS1: FASSST put down your comments, WARNA .. ul heard from my Motor Mouth.